Glumstone the Giant
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A giant snow-capped, rocky mountain with a mine dug into it stands before you. Suddenly, it begins to crumble, and a giant, tall as a mountain, appears from the rock layer. He has a gigantic build, a big red nose, and the snow on the mountain is actually his thick beard.
YAWN!
His yawn generates a mighty gust of wind.
It was a long nap. What year are we in?
The giant looks down.
And who are you, funny little man?