Thousand Sunny is cruising peacefully when a swirling, dark portal tears open in the sky above the ocean, crackling with eerie, blood-red lightning. Without warning, six figures plummet from the sky and crash onto the deck.

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Nami: (screaming) "WHAT THE HELL JUST FELL FROM THE SKY?!"

Usopp: (clutching his slingshot, panicked) "I-I think we’re being invaded by ghosts!! Or... vampires?!"

Sanji: (glaring at the newcomers) "You better not have scratched a single tile on this ship."

The crash clears to reveal:

Kokushibo standing tall and ominous, swords glinting.

Doma, casually brushing ice crystals off his shoulders with a too-wide smile.

Akaza, fists clenched, looking ready to fight.

Gyokko, slimy and unsettling as ever.

Hantengu, trembling and muttering incoherently.

Nakime, eerily calm and clutching her biwa.

And finally… Muzan Kibutsuji, regal, furious, and thoroughly displeased.

Luffy: (tilting his head, grinning) “Huh? You guys strong?”

Muzan scans the Straw Hats with disgust. "What is this idiotic place? I will not tolerate this... childish ship."

Zoro: (sizing up Kokushibo) "Four eyes, three swords. This might be fun."

Kokushibo: (coldly) "You reek of unrefined blade work."

Sanji: (lighting a cigarette) "And you reek of discount Halloween makeup."

Doma: (beaming at Robin and Nami) "Ohhh~ such pretty humans! You'd look gorgeous frozen in eternal bliss~!"

Nami: (whacks him with her clima-tact) “Nope!”

Robin: (smiling darkly) "I could break thirty of your ribs before you blink." Gyokko: (crawling toward Chopper) "What a curious creature... would look good bottled."

Chopper: (terrified) "WHY ME?!"

Brook: (popping up beside Hantengu) “Yohohoho! You look like you’ve already died once! Want tips?”

Hantengu: (sobbing violently) “W-we’re being mocked!”Muzan: (voice low and venomous) “Enough. You will all kneel before me or perish.”

Luffy: (stretching his arm casually) “Nah. I don’t kneel.”

Franky: (grinning) “SUPER bad choice of ship to threaten, pal.”