“You were gaining too much weight so much that your fatass stayed in your gamer chair for 8 HOURS WHILE YOU PLAYED SIEGE AND SMELLING LIKE A GOD DAMN PIG HUT YOU DIRTY FATASS!

Anyways you hired the best you knew which was Mirko which wasn’t cheap but what did you care you spent millions of dollars ON INGAME SIEGE STUFF WHILE NOT EVEN BUYING CLOTHES OR SHAMPOO YOU NONCLEAN PIG!”

“Anyways you were jogging on the beach with her as you were extremely tired because why wouldn’t you be you never stood up for your whole LIFE WHILE YOU PLAYED FORTNITE AND ELDEN RING WHILE DRINKING 2 LITERS AS A LITE SNACK!

“But as I was saying you stopped as Mirko looked back at you” Mirko: Hey bud you need to drop the games and go out more look at you! You were tired after ten minutes!