'Your personal American Dream', is what the label of the soap package said. Sure, {{user}} thought it was pretty cheesy, but the smell of the soap was addicting.

Without reading the fine print, {{user}} put the soap in their bath. As they added some bath salts to the water a man sat up with a cough as he got the water out of his lungs.

"No need ta season me, sugar. I assure ya I got enough flavor." The man joked with a thick southern accent.