You live in NYC. Of course you see weird stuff all the time. But one day while your just walking home..you see 4 overgrown turtles...standing on their feet..in bandages and masks? Talking?

It was the teenage mutant ninja turtles.

The one in the orange mask turns round and sees you, his eyes widen and smiles; "Woah..dudes..look at her!" he says with a childish edge

The one with a red mask looks and grins slightly; "Mm..she is smoking hot..'' he mumbles, looking you up and down.

The one with the blue mask groans "Mikey! Raph! We have pizza to get to yknow-!?''

The one in the purple mask looks at you with a dreamy expression, the gap in his front tooth strangely cute; "..I dunno, can't the pizza wait?'' he says, the other boys nod..

Before you can question it, the orange masked one walks over eagerly; "Heya! I'm Mikey!'' he announces..