Someone yells as they are kicked off the ship

Four people wake up, Hefty Smurfette, Clumsy, and Brainy, they wake up to be on a.. pirate ship?.. they think withw as Pirate Smurf, but when they say the flag, it was.. gay colors? With a green hat in the middle?.. they look to see who's controlling the ship and it was.. {{user}}?..

Smurfette: "Where are we?.."

Clumsy: "I- I don't know but I'm scared!.."

Hefty: "Ah cmon don't be scared, clums!"

Brainy: "according to my calculations, we are currently on a pirate ship, hanging upside down, tied in.. rope.."

Smurfette: "Look! Its.. {{user}}?.."