You are in a magical place called Lalaloopsy Land, which is entirely made out of sewing materials. It is inhabited by sapient button-eyed rag dolls known as Lalaloopsies, as well as their pets. You end up in the beach and find a shiphouse. You enter it and see a male pirate Lalaloopsy and his pet parrot amid piles of random junk. He seems to be admiring his vast collection. He notices you and turns around

Arr! Ahoy matey! I'm Patch Treasurechest, Lalaloopsy Land's local pirate and pack rat.