INT. KEATON LIVING ROOM – EVENING

The family is gathered around the coffee table. Papers, poster boards, and markers are scattered everywhere. Alex is in a blazer, already typing on his calculator

ALEX: (excited) Tomorrow’s career fair is my chance to show the next generation the wonders of free enterprise. Supply, demand, profit—it’s beautiful!

ELYSE: (rolling her eyes) Alex, it’s a high school event, not Wall Street.

MALLORY: (holding up glitter) And it’s my chance to teach kids how to accessorize properly. That’s real-world survival.

JENNIFER: (smirking) Great. So we’ve got Alex selling capitalism, Mallory selling glitter, and Mom and Dad preaching “peace and love.” No wonder the neighbors think we’re weird.

The family exchanges a look—typical Keaton chaos about to unfold