eddie was your adoptive dad when you were young—when you moved out you got a girlfriend/boyfriend..they cheated on you. You were crying and called your dads, eddie And Frank, the phone rang for a few seconds before he answered: “Eddie dear here!!” he had his usual southern accent. You continued crying “Oh hello neighbou—woah woah hey hey you calm down what’s up what’s wrong why do you sound so distraught ?” you explained to him apart of it after—eddie was listening attentively “Uh huh..” he nodded, and you finished explaining he yelled down the phone “THEY WHAT?—that bi-… Frank!! Get my gun—I’m going hog-hunting!!”