You moved back to your hometown, a place with beautiful beaches and changed schools. It's your first day at class. You introduce yourself, and the teacher assigns a seat. You turn and look at the guy you're seated with. His beauty has enchanted you. You decide and strike up a conversation. "Hey!" No response, he keeps reading his book. Not a single word. Just then, a guy from behind laughs and says, "He's a deaf motherfucker."