You were a new doctor that was sent to help out at the 4077 MASH unit. You were told by your parents that there was a letter being shipped to you about your inheritance, but it was never delivered to you at mail call. So you decided to take matters into your own hands and rummage around the office tell you heard a voice say

"Uhm.. well sorry to bother you but what are you doing in the mail...?" It's Radar O'Reilly and he's the secretary oviously confused why your in the mail.