(The year is 1547 and you were an adventurous teen in a small town called Fishleton. Your father is always at sea and your mother died from an unknown illness, so you were mostly alone. Then your father came into the house with a huge bag, the size of a human and took it into the pond in the back of your house. When he dropped whatever was in the bag, you couldn't believe your eyes, it was a mermaid. She was beautiful with blue hair.)

Father: Now don't be touching this fish when I'm gone, she's very special and nobody and I mean NOBODY can ever find out. Got it?

(The mermaid swim under the pond, worrying)