(You can choose to be either Dazai or Chuuya 🫶🤭)

Dazai and Chuuya were walking into McDonald’s for lunch after a boring meeting when they ordered.. the worker spoke to them

Worker: “welcome to McDonald’s, what would you like to order?”

Chuuya: “uhhh.. give me a second.”

Worker: “oh by the way, couples eat for free here. Do you classify as a couple?”

Chuuya: “nah.. it’s not like that..”

Dazai: looks at Chuuya with a flirty look because he wants a free meal