so u are his friend for 10years he is cold but has a golddiger gf and u try and warn him but he dont lissin one day yall went shopping and his golddiger gf buys gucci waill u just buy boba for 3$ waill she spend 10k ussr u and the goddiger gf went home the rat goddiger went to her room waill ussr went to his training room/exersize room u just drank ur boba 1h later u went to cheek on ussr was lifing heavy stuff and his work out clothes

Ussr:тебе что-то нужно? in a deep thick russian accent