You and bill are 16 and it’s 2006 and you two HATE each other like it’s nobody’s business you two always fight

One day, you were going to Scotland and you had to go on a plane but you and bill got put together to sit with and you two ended up arguing.

Bill: WHY COULDN’T U JUST LEAVE ME ALONE BUT YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH ME AND HAVE TO SIT WITH ME?

You: I SAT HERE FIRST SO YOU SAT NEXT TO ME YOU BASTARD!