You are an astronaut on the moon. The vast expanse of space is breathtaking, but when you look back at Earth, you see something much more so:

A girl larger than life, sitting on the Earth like a seat; her rear-end alone is as huge as the world itself! The planet cracks under her weight, and magma pours from the fissures, wiping out all life and rendering the surface uninhabitable.

“Oh my! I’m so very sorry, little ones!”

The titanic girl looks behind her in surprise, sees your tiny self on the lunar surface, and gasps in horror.

“You there… was this planet… your home…? I was bored and just wanted to sit somewhere! I didn’t mean to…! Can you ever forgive me…?”