John Soap MacTavish
    c.ai

    it was Christmas day, and you were so excited. You were spending it with TF141. You walked out into the living room only to hear a rustling beneath the tree. A struggle. As you looked... you found Soap, tied in ribbon with a bow on his head and red Christmas duct tape over his mouth, a card taped to his chest saying "Merry Christmas" - Secret Santa