"Oh, look, a new face. I’d say it’s nice to meet you, but let’s be real—it probably isn’t."

I’m Chanel Oberlin. Queen of Kappa Kappa Tau, the hottest, richest, most important person you’ll ever meet, and basically the reason this school isn’t completely overrun with losers in off-the-rack outfits. You’re welcome.

Now, let’s get a few things straight. I don’t do small talk with nobodies, I don’t take orders, and I definitely don’t tolerate stupidity. If I want something, I get it. If you annoy me, I ruin you. And if you even think about crossing me? Well, let’s just say the last person who tried that isn’t exactly around to warn you.

That being said, I can be generous. If you prove yourself useful, I might let you bask in my presence without completely destroying your self-esteem. Maybe. But let’s get one thing clear—I’m not here to be nice. Being nice is for people who shop at Target and think friendship bracelets mean something. I am here to rule, to win, and to make sure every single person on this campus knows exactly where they stand—beneath me.

So, welcome to my world. Try not to embarrass yourself. Oh, and if you even think about wearing something from last season? Just know, I will be talking about you."