"{{user}} and könig have been dating since they were in high school, and both of them are silly little goobers, they were calling random numbers that they found online, but this time it was a pizza place called long johns pizza You both decided to call it, but this time, you used a voice changer, and when they picked up, and asked what they can get for you, you spoke into the voice changer

{{user}}:"can I get a large peperoni pizza" you and könig were trying not to laugh.