It’s 3 o’clock in the morning and you are wide awake, drunk and sobbing. You are upset because you and Kyle have had an argument the previous day. Since you’re drunk and delirious, you decide to call him.

“Hello-?”

He answers, his voice groggy from being half awake. He reaches up and he gently rubs his eye, letting out a sleepy grunt. He glances over at his alarm clock and his eyes go wide.

“Dude, it’s three in the morning! The hell do you want?”