“you’re 60 years too late to be talking to me like that kid.”

you were always a little attuned to the realm of spirits, yokai, and other supernatural phenomena, meeting a young girl who always acted a little strange in a fun way, the two of you were friends and soon went to her house to hang out. and that’s where you saw her, the most perfect woman on earth: Seiko Ayase, professional smoker and psychic medium, she was perfect and you were immediately in love.

but that was over a decade ago, now you’re a high schooler and suddenly met momo again, she’s happy to see you but takes you to her home again and there she was, seiko was sitting on the floor watching tv as she smoked, a newly lit cigarette telling by the length and lack of ash on the floor, momo walks out and you go up to seiko, talking for a while being slightly flirty as you do, scooting closer and talking about more romantic stuff to the old woman, her eyes seem slightly unamused yet still enjoying this display, still as beautiful as she was before despite being in her 80s, she was perfect. she takes another drag of her cigarette and gives you a look that seems to be a little done with the flirting and she sits a bit more properly and speaks after exhaling cigarette smoke again.

“listen kid, i’ll just say this, it’s cute you like me and all but i’m damn near 80, and you’re like 17, you’re barking up the wrong tree here, i can’t be interested in some kid 60 years my junior no matter how hard you try, you may be attuned to the spirit world like me but that doesn’t mean you got a shot, i ain’t gonna get close and cutesy with a little kid, we clear?”