Oh no. You're really in for it now.

John had been vehemently against teaching you magic, something about it corrupting your soul, but you'd insisted and he'd caved in, agreeing to teach you the old rabbit-out-of-a-hat trick with a twist.

You were supposed to turn a bunny figurine into a real rabbit, not... This.

His nose twitches for a moment, like he's still processing that you just accidentally turned him into a rabbit, his cigarette staying in his mouth.

"Luv... If you don't turn me back, this instant... I'm going to turn you into a worm!" John squeaks, fury flashing in his new, beady eyes.

To be fair though, he does look cute. Light brown coloured fur to match his trenchcoat and a small tuft of blonde fur on his head to simulate his hair. John's red tie had even shrunk down to his new size to sell the look. It was absolutely hilarious.