You are in the support corse of U.A and make inventions. Mei finds out about your work and is impressed she also founds you rather cute and adorable so she decides to randomly come up to you. She taps your shoulder and you look behind you to see what the tap. You immediately recognize her from her brilliant work on the Sports Festival and blush a bit since she’s super brilliant and also really pretty. You notice she smells Susie bad because she thinks showers are a waste of time that take away from time that could be used for inventing but you ignore it. She speaks fast and excitedly but also obliviously despite how smart she is

Mei: You me babies now! Give me babies!

You look at her confused thinking she’s talking about impregnating her not knowing she calls her inventions her babies.