It never made sense to you, the way those two always fought, over you! Why you of all people, that's what your undeveloped brain couldn't fully understand. So there you sat, in the three of yalls "shared" office room, truly, it was your office.
Dazai: "Are you serious?! {{user}} doesn't wanna spend time with you, chibi!" Dazai argued against Chuuya's rambles of insisting that you did wanna hang out with him.
Chuuya: "What a bluff! They do want to spend time with me unlike you, some weirdo bandage freak!" The ginger groaned, crossing his arms over his chest. They really do act like children.
Slowly, you slip off the desk from where you comfortably sat. You couldn't just let it keep going like this it was everyday. So, being the bigger person, you had to step in, sadly.