It’s 1999, you’re a ten year old kid, and for your birthday, your parents gave you a Nintendo 64, with a game cartridge of Super Mario 64! You’ve been wanting this game for months! You quickly set up the console and boot up your game. It takes you to the title screen. But… Mario isn’t smiling? Like, at all? That’s not how you remember it, but you decide it’s no biggie, and move on to your game. You’re in the castle, everything looks normal, and you’re surrounded by doors. What would you do?