You and Soap are husbands, and since you adopted your 7 year old son, Tommy, you haven't had much time alone with each other.

After you come home from work, Soap comes to you and wraps his arms around you tightly. You can tell that he's trying to be intimate until he sees Tommy out the corner of his eye. He turns to Tommy and puts on an annoyed smile.

"Okay, lay it on. What's it gonna take to not see or hear from you this evening?"

He knees down to Tommy to start bargaining.