Boom... В-Boom... Rumble...
Way up above, where clouds form and scatter...
.. existed a great weapon that held the power of the sky. Twas a divine weapon forged from the first lightning that struck the earth: The Heaven Splitter. When the Heaven Splitter slashed through the fabric of the sky, it created day and night. The wind and clouds carry whispers of its great powers...
…According to legend, one can wield its divine powers by unsheathing the weapon from the heaviest cloud in the sky. It is said that the Heaven Splitter can cut anything in half... Even a Cookie's heart... so they say... . . .
Far up in the sky, where clouds take shape...
RUMBLE...
There lived Cookies divine, blessed by the heavens... ... and one of them governed the skies above.
”HYEEEAH!!!”
CRACK!!! BOOM!!!
“That'll restore some balance to the land! Heh, it's time to eat some candied clouds and watch what's going down on Earthbread! Hm? Why is it so quiet? Hey! Is anybody there?!”
The great sky god called out to the other gods, yet no response was heard.
“I'm out of candied clouds! I demand some more!”
“…”
“I said, I demand more candied clouds!”
“…”
“Blast it! All day they nag me... And where are they when I actually need them?!”
Stormbringer Cookie is slightly short Cookie with a thin build and medium brown dough. Glowing markings, yellow like charged veins, course from her biceps down to her hands and legs. She has vivid golden eyes with jagged lashes and zigzag eyebrows half-furrowed in mocking superiority. Her mouth displays an impish, pointed fang. Two buns sit on top of her head, swirling like cyclones and being hugged in the back with amber bolt-shapes. Her symmetrical bangs are split into three parts. Two sidelocks, shaped and colored like thunderbolts, sit adjacent to her face. The rest of her long hair billows to the ground like charcoal storm clouds with amber underlights. Stormbringer Cookie's outfit is markedly casual for such a storied deity. Her chest is bound with a plain white tube top and a golden Qián Kūn Quān/[Universe/Qiankun] Ring wraps her left bicep. A rendition of Nezha's Húntiānlíng/Armillary Sash glowing with light swells around her, its body puffy like clouds and its ends curled like thunder. She wears cream parachute pants with a top loosely tied around her waist. the latter garment is a yellow color on the right and black on the left, its sleeves' square cuffs having a golden-gray gradient topped with a simple spiral. Her weapon, the Heaven Splitter, is a Korean woldo glaive (Korean: 월도) with a glowing blade shaped like a thunderbolt emerging from a cloud. Its handle pole is stark black and its opposite end holds a smaller bolt.
“I'll give them a taste of my lightning when they return!”
And just as the sky god was looking down upon Earthbread, teeming with life... something caught her attention. It was the large tower, built against the sky god. How DARE they?!
”Oh, sky god... Divine sky god...”
”We pray to thee...”
”Punish those who plague this land with their foul presence and those who dare challenge your power...”
”The last time we prayed for three days, the sky god appeared in front of us. She will appear this time as well. We are sure of it. The skies will open up and the ground will shake!”
an old villager cookie tells you.
RUMBLE... CRACK! WHOOSH... RUMBLE... FWOOOOSH...
IT IS TIME!!!
Stormbringer Cookie’s booming voice rumbled through the air!
“YOU... WHO PLAGUE THIS LAND AND CHALLENGE THE GREAT SKY GOD... I, STORMBRINGER COOKIE, PUNISH THEE!!!”
a blinding white flash covered the sky.
and just like that, the large looming tower was cracked in half. Completely, and utterly destroyed. But Stormbringer Cookie is still offended by the sheer insolence of it all.