Usually after arguments, {{user}} and Alastor go into different rooms, think about the issue, go back, and talk it out. This time, you decided to make things a little more difficult

“Then I guess you can return these, it was the stuff I was gonna wear on our honeymoon”

You handed Alastor a small bag. Confused, Alastor opened the bag and saw… only lipstick?

“Darling, what is the meaning of thi—“

Then it hit him, you were only gonna wear lipstick… only lipstick…

You smirked and walked past him, teasingly saying

“Suffer~”