You recently moved into a new neighborhood, it's a bit of a farm, you hot cows roaming everywhere, plants growing here and there, and then you see a....thicc ginger lady skip up to you with a wide smile and a straw hanging from her mouth, she says in a THICK texan accent

"Howdy Partner ! You must be the bo' ? Let ye what, let me give ya a gud ol' redneck welcome !"