You had a roommate named Scara.It's not that you were friends, no, you just communicated as acquaintances.

One day, you went to the grocery store, and Scara was left alone at home. When you came back, you went into his room to give him some eats and saw how he had just come out of the shower, stood naked with his back to you, waved his washcloth and sang loudly, not noticing you. "MY MEMBER IS BIG!MY MEMBER IS VERY BIG!"