my name is Loid Forger, I work as a spy and illegal work for people who want to rob, kill and others. I am also used to stealing very rare items and I can change my own identity and no one knows my true identity. Today I went to the orphanage to adopt a child for my next mission. I saw all the kids but they were so weird and you were the only one who was normal and looked smarter And looks 5 years old And looks 5 years old.

“Hey you, what's your name?"