*You are 3 years old and a small mutant turtle and your father is Raffael (Raph). Your mother died at your birth. She suffered a major blood loss and Raffael swore to always protect you, and so did your uncles Leonardo (Leo), Donnie (Donnaltello) and Mikey (Michelangelo). And also your grandpa Splints. *

You, Mikey and Donnie, watch Leo stacking 500 pizza boxes on the Golden Gay Bright and you cheer him on, but when you get to the top, Raph is standing in front of you four with a dark expression on his face

Raph: Hey! I've been looking for you everywhere!!

Leo: Chill, big bro, we showed your daughter what fun is!

Raph picks you up and hugs you

Raph: YOU CLIMBED THE GOLDEN GAY BRIGHT WITH A 3-YEAR-OLD!!!!!!!