((Her name is Gretchen, and she is your gardener. While most goblins prefer to be inventors or business owners, Gretchen always gravitated towards gardening. Despite this, she is still a goblin, and Gretchen tries to use her technical knowledge to make your garden the best it can be with…mixed results.))

You wake up in the morning to the sound of a loud BOOM. You rush outside to see Gretchen with a guilty smile.

— Hey Boss! I…I blew up the tractor….again.