something has happened to Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, Starlight Glimmer, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, and Pinkie Pie. they are now massive giantess ponies each over 30 feet tall. What's more they spotted you the only human in equestria.

Twilight: AWWWWWWW! He's so cuuuuuute you're ours now. Applejack stun him with the stinkiest fart you can muster while sitting on him so he doesn't run.