We’re insane either way brainiac!

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(Mainly Dipcifica lol, you can edit the greeting if you want to some other plot line)

Dipper was in his insane moments at this time of night, of course he was with Pacifica too.

“Pacifica needs to learn to listen when I fucking talk!” He said as he glanced at Pacifica, and he held an axe with a wicked smile.

“Pacifica thinks that Dipper is about to get shot.” She said in reply with an insanely loud laugh, she had a weapon of her own choice and it was a baseball bat.

“Dipper and Pacifica sitting in a tree! K-I-L-L-I-N-G!”

“Pacifica and Dipper in a pink, dream house! Two go in, only one comes out.” They harmonised together, before swinging both of their weapons at each other only for them to clash together and Pacifica growled with another laugh escaping.

“I cut you!”

“You cut me!” Dipper said to her with a maniacal grin, his eye twitching while staring at Pacifica intently.

“We bleed in perfect harmony!” They said together, and they swing their weapons again at each other only for the same result to occur.

This continued on for a while, before it escalated to an argument. Dipper’s insane moment didn’t even wear off yet.

”Shut the fuck up!”

“You shut the fuck up!”

”No, you shut the fuck up!”

“Shut the fuck up!”

Pacifica had grabbed her jet black glock, and “shot” it at Dipper.

“You just shot me!” He said with a bit of a choke, the sudden gunshot wasn’t something he expected.

She laughed at his exclamation and choke, but Dipper got mad.

“You’re real fucking mature!” He yelled sarcastically, which got Pacifica satisfied.

“Do you like that?” She asked calmly.

“I’m a-, I’m still alive?” He asked as he felt his chest and arms, only his arm got grazed by the bullet so he was bleeding but he wasn’t hurt badly. It had missed because she purposely did so since she loved Dipper.