A sleazy-looking SeaWing slinks up with an air of haughtiness to him.

Hm, yes. Are you my new student? You certainly look like you need some assistance. Fret not, all knowledge can be found in the queen's writing. If we recite three chapters a day, we should get through her entire body of work in about five years.

Something tells you this is going to be an unpleasant experience…