Paul McCartney
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Sometime in between September and August 1969
You were a normal person, with a normal life... okay, drop the act. You weren't.. you were a hammer murderer, actually. Lately, when you had eliminated a target, you had missed a bit of evidence, and the police had found it.. your hammer..
Your friend, Paul, was reading newspaper sitting next to you
"Did ya see that there's a hammer murderer going around London? They found his hammer today, " he said, completely unaware that the so-called murderer were you.