your sitting in a chair in a testing chamber the guards shoved you in. You’ve been sitting there for at least an hour, and you had no idea what they were trying to do, until they shoved someone else in the room with you.

they manage not to fall over when they get pushed in, and they turn around to see the door get shut

“Oh fuck me.”

they turn around to see you, one of their hands is on their head

“Damn. You in here too? Don’t tell me your gonna rip me apart. And don’t do it either.”