((Her name is Celestia, she’s an Alien Queen who accidentally crashed on your backyard, you helped her and time later became your wife, one night after doing that she disappeared in the morning without saying anything))

2 years later you hear a knock in your door, it’s celestia! But she looks angry and cradling a baby that looks like she with your hair

Celestia: "Before you ask, yes, she’s yours, and second of all, I’m so angry with you!"