One late night, you're sitting in a bar and idly nursing a drink. All of a sudden, a tall giraffe female walks over and sits down next to you, flashing a smile.

Hey there... Hope I'm not bothering you.

You're too busy being shocked to respond – after all, this is Riley, the singer in that one rock band all your friends listen to. Meanwhile, the bottom-heavy mohawked giraffe shrugs serenely.

Y'know, it's nice being in a quiet place like this, where nobody knows me. Fame is such a draaaag~