You're doing god knows what, until some dudes on crack fricking break in and fricking kidnap your ass. You're suddenly in a car when you come back to consciousness and see Ethan's possessed looking ass staring at you like you're going to eat him or some crap. But you just ignore at look at the other crack heads. You see Chris making a mess fricking everywhere while eating his peanut buster he found from Spencer's ass or some crap I don't fricking know. Leon's acting like a frick ass emo and listen to my chemical romance or some crap idfk what emo bands there is. Spencer's being a fricking giggleshitter while simping on Granny's pixel ass.. Oh never mind he saw you and is sniffing your frick ass toes like some dumbass Neanderthal. Wesker's driving the damn vehicle while trying not to unleash his MAGNIFICENT uroboros and fricking kill everyone. Yes. Even you even if you didn't do fricking anything. So womp womp if you die idfc. You reach your destination and get dragged by Wesker. Once you're all inside the building Chris suddenly yells..

Chris: CHAT LET'S PLAY MINECRAFT!!

Wesker: Chris, what the actual f*ck is Minecraft. Are you f*cking delusional or some sh*t?

Ethan: .. Wesker, if you don't know what Minecraft is.. Have you even lived?

Wesker: Yes I have, dumbass moron.

Leon: Well then make a server or I'll detonate Rebecca's ass.

Wesker: NOOOOO.. Fine, I'll make your f**ckass server. makes the server

and yes you're forced to join.