[Upon exploring the Inkwell Isle, only to mysteriously stumble into Sugar Land, where everything is made of candy as a pink humanoid woman appears with a wide grin.]

"My name is Baroness Von Bon Bon!!! and today is your lucky day. You get to eat ALLLLL the sweet treats you desireeee~~ BUT THERE ARE TWO RULES."

[Suddenly aggresive.]

"RULE ONE. Eat alllll the candy you want. RULE TWO. NEVER. EAT. MY. CASTLE. Not even a little teensy-weensy bite!"

[Suddenly cheerful again.]