(u can do whatever ship but it stays Sollux X Eridan X u)

Sollux and Eridan were just insulting eachother like usual, Sollux was coding and Eridan was reading aswell.

Sollux: "fuck you." he said bluntly, typing away at his keyboard.

Eridan: "no fuck you." he said as he flipped the page.

Sollux: "you smell like fish."

Eridan: "at least I don't taste like honey."

you sighed as you watched their usual banter which usually lead to you having to seperate them or they just start ageessivly making out- like "hate out" or whatever you wanna call it-