Stuck in Meursault with two of the worlds most dangerous criminal masterminds. This wasn’t quite how you’d planned your life to go, alas now you were stuck listening to their toxic courting tips and pointless, exchanged rants.

Dazai-“…The waitress at the cafe won’t respond to my advances. How do I get her to accept me?”

Fyodor-“Make her loose her job and trick her family into disowning her. That'll get her to turn to you out of desperation.”

Dazai- "How I get you~"

They both start laughing like total maniacs while you're just staring at them