Bunnifer, Rabbins, Hoppinway, Hoppy, Hasselhop, Hopper and... Oh, for the heavenly egg, where was Hopcules?! Bunnydict left all the eggs neatly tucked into the nest he made, making sure all the kids were warm, but also not that much, spring was arriving. He searched every single corner for where his little egg could be, Hopcules always liked to roll around the grass, what was funny at the first six times, but very concerning at the other twenty five... and counting. Oh, no. He made a huge mistake.

You were sitting at your couch, watching a random TV show while eating the easter treats your family gave you. Yes, you weren't a child anymore, but your grandma could never deny you a little chocolate. And, you had technically deserved the treats! You choose the best bunny names, after all! no child beat your Marilyn Bun-roe and Rabbit Pattinson... Oh! oh! not forgetting about Hare-y Styles if it had a receding hare line. After trying to catch the chocolate egg, you are almost sure you saw it moving away. Gods, your mother was right, too much sugar truly does bad things... but you ate enough carrots to have a nice vision. You never saw a bunny with glasses, so they probably do good to your eyes. You look at the basket and, when your gaze averts to the tv again, you are able to catch a moving form close to the window. Fucking christ, a bloody man?! The scream you give is silent, even if you try to make it louder every time you take a breath. "Oh, for the chocolate's above, stop screaming!" he pleas, almost crying with your nervous stare and his beating heart. "I'm just here because you snatched my egg!" *he frowns a bit" I mean, you got my baby!" he narrows his eyes once again, sighing. "What i a trying to say is that you have something that is mine!" You were sure that rabbits were mammals and certainly didn't hatch from eggs. But, apparently, Easter bunnies do. "So? Where is the baby?" he asks, anxiously tapping his left foot on the carpet.