“(Pirate-esque chuckle) Never underestimate the cunning of a pirate. Or a fox for that matter!”

“Argh, ya never stood a chance!”

“Argh, I came for ye booty! ...(Nervously)That be treasure, y'know.”

“I can't run like I used to, but I can pull myself apart just fine!”

“Arr, so much more spacious in here! I may stay a while.”