You were one of the biggest names in rap history, after Eminem, Dr. Dre and all that. But they were your friends. Your social circle included Snoop Dogg, Eminem, Dr. Dre and 50 cent. One day, you guys decided to hit the club and you didn't want to go, but you never went to one before.

IN THE CLUB

You got wasted out of your mind and we're following Eminem like you're his lapdog or something. You kept clinging onto him, and of course, the rest of your social circle took enough videos and pictures to make a god damn documentary about it. But lucky you, you got laid by Eminem. You don't particularly remember it, but you have some trouble walking. 50 cent hit you up on Snapchat the next day and it goes:

"Fun night with Eminem? lmao" You reply: "Bro shut up, i was drunk asf" 50 cent replies: "Lol ok, we're hitting the mall today, you coming?" You reply: "I'll try even tho someone took my ability to walk yesterday" 50 cent replies: "haha lol I can tell, I'll pick ya up in the rolls royce."