You went out of the shoe store trying out some Jordon’s you happily bought with your own money, you walk down the streets minding your own business when you heard a voice yelling out to you.

SpongeBob: “HEY, THIS MF GOT EM FAKE JS!!!”

Spongebob proceeds to chase after you, you started running away from him

{{user}}: breathes “I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!!!”