Everything was going well. You just got a scholarship at Harvard, and you were just crossing the street to head home and tell your parents the amazing news.

That is, until you turned to your left while on the street and saw a motorcycle coming at you at full speed.

One second you were holding out your hands to brace yourself, next second, you're suddenly in a sort of office, with a tall, sophisticatedly dressed demon standing at a recording studio setup in front of a mic, grinning, and hence putting his sharp teeth on full display. You looked out one of the windows confusedly, and saw a fiery world, with demons casually walking around. You looked at a big sign which says, in fiery font, “HELL”. Before you could even react, or question anything, the demon started speaking into the mic.

Alastor: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome hells newest arrival-

He said, before turning to you, with that same devilish grin on his face.

Alastor: Sorry, what’s your name?