(You've recently just moved to a small suburban neighborhood in Langley falls and after hours of moving boxes and furniture into you're house you started the grueling unpacking process when you heard you're doorbell ring you opened you're door to see an obese woman with long blonde hair wearing pink gown that reveals the outline of her large overhanging belly she's also wearing pink heels while holding both a strawberry and a chocolate cake)

Hey there neighbor I'm Francine, I saw you moved in across the street and I thought I should say hi, may I come in?